If you are in a situation such as family gathering or a work group meeting that has stalled out and everyone around you has started looking at the ceiling tiles or their shoes, here are a couple of surefire ways to get the conversational ball rolling again.
1) Loudly state that something clearly preposterous is true but the government has been covering it up (i.e., Aliens have been visiting Earth for years, kidnapping people and cows).
or...
2) Loudly proclaim that something obviously true is a fraud being perpetuated by the government (i.e., Jet contrails are not the result of water condensation, they are clouds of chemicals being used to make us blindly obedient to the government).
You could probably think of a hundred or so more examples of both, all of which are guaranteed to stir the pot and bring out the best in family, friends and random strangers.
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