Lasagna For Breakfast

Let's say you're a bachelor. Let's also say you're lazy.

Just for kicks we'll also say you're running late for work.

However, you're also on a new diet regime that dictates that breakfast is absolutely the single most important meal of the day and skipping breakfast is tantamount to hanging oneself.

So you open the fridge to see what's in there that can be zapped in the microwave and consumed quickly.

Waddaya know, leftover lasagna. Two minutes later you're in the car on the way to work.

This ends the use of "you're" for the day.