Facial Palm Ed
Was wanting to slam
At the Zebra Club on Saturday night
Gary the Plant
Just sitting in the corner
Sipping on a two-hour warm Coors Light
Johnny D. Rockfish
Passing the pipe to Big Meyers
Both of them feeling alright
Churchie Dawg
Pulled up in the big black Caddy
With a little blonde water sprite
Tommy the Iguana
In the kitchen slicing up hot dogs
Mixing up some bachelors delight
Foreman Scotty
Walking in with five tacos and guac
Everybody aching for a bite
Cripes on a Cracker
Waiting on Thibs and Flynn
Gonna go out and do it up right
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