Domesticated Idiocy

Somewhere on this planet at this very moment someone may be losing control.

Of a vehicle they're driving, or of their children, or of unrelated people in their charge...or of their own faculties.

It happens. 

Daily, more likely hourly, possibly by the minute.

To date, as a whole, the best thing the human race has been able to do in regards to dealing with the situation has been by stating to one another, in every language from Mandarin Chinese to Pidgin English...

"Get a grip."

So far, that hasn't been worth a damn.