Big Dan & Mary Anne

                 

                 Big Dan carried on his affairs

                 Without a care for Mary's tears
                 He'd regret hurting Mary Anne

                 She wanted to harm that man Big Dan

                 They found him face down in his bath

                 Seems he overlooked Mary's wrath
                 Though the cops were fairly sure

                 There was no proof it was her 

                 Good luck crazy Mary

                 Big Dan with the big plan

                 Brought shooting star shame to Mary Anne

                 Now Mary Anne had to leave town 

                 Something ugly was going down

                 Buckles and straps on a white overcoat

                 "I didn't do it" was all she wrote

                 A jury decided there was some doubt

                 And so she caught the next bus out

                 Good luck crazy Mary