The art, adventures, wit (or lack thereof), verse, ramblings, lyrics, stories, rants & raves of Christopher R. Bakunas
Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas San Diego, Ca. March 2012
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
Dull Bob Makes Good His Escape
Dull Bob thought about how he might pull off a big con
With a devious strategy
But an unfortunate choice of big & bold tattoos
Reveled his identity
He jacked a ride and hightailed it out of the area
Took with him a book of Freemason esoterica
He's been seen in Italy, Turkey and South America
In disguise, naturally
Nobody who knew him gave him much of a chance
Of making a clean getaway
With his habit of walking into donut shops full of cops
But this time he pulled off a miracle play
With half the money he'd swindled using guile and charm
He paid an artist to distort the ink and transform
The copy of his mugshot he'd had tattooed on his arm
Now he lazes on the beach of Bahia Bay
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