There lives a man who stands on a corner using a megaphone to preach the word of his lord. The thing is, his lord is a little different than most, as his lord wants everybody to drink Vodka and dance.
So this man with the megaphone, he shouts out, "C'mon people, get yourself some Grey Goose and let's two-step!" He does this all day long, without even stopping for lunch.
I wonder, some days, how he supports himself. Also, how he got started. Was he inspired by another individual who had a megaphone and wanted everybody to drink Gin and do somersaults? Is he the anti-gin and somersault man?
Most people ignore him as they walk by, though I have noticed one old lady bringing him a sandwich every so often. He takes bites between rants. He also seems to have an endless supply of water bottles nearby.
I bet he's being underwritten by Grey Goose. They probably write it off on their taxes as a charitable donation to the mentally disturbed, too.
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