Song For Oprah Written In 1989

Chris Bakunas, politically correct portrait of Oprah Winfrey in blue, oil on paper, 12" X 12", 3/13

I've got a crush on Oprah

That just won't go away

I've got a crush on Oprah

I love her hips

I wish she'd quit

Trying to lose all that weight

Her eyes, her lips

Are just such a hit

What a twisted cruel fate

I know it's improbable

She'll ever give me the time of day

But I've got a crush on Oprah

That just won't go away

I've got a crush on Oprah 

That just won't go away

I've got a crush on Oprah