Fire-breathing Rottweilers ravaging the lawn
Some auto-tuned adolescent ruining a favorite song
Neither of which is anything worth seriously dwelling on
Candy apple carcasses
Rotting in the sun
Lithuanian Charismatic
Strumming a machine gun
French Foreign Legionnaire declaring himself Don Juan
Claims to be a Spaniard and hopes everyone will play along
Had a wife and children but left that life in Ceylon
Gingerbread fortresses
Besieged by the flying nun
Country folk operatic
Headed straight to number one
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