It's a city full of over-achievers
When what it really needs is more street cleaners
If you hate the subway, hail a taxi
Get a translator, might be handy
Go uptown to visit the hoi polloi
Don't let on you're an average poor boy
Take a stroll through Central Park
Be careful though, get out before dark
A visit to the Garment District is in fashion
Or maybe trip on down to Gracie Mansion
Have lunch with a stock broker in Hanover square
Make him buy, he's probably a millionaire
Walk through Chelsea, take in an art gallery
(maybe buy a painting if you win the lottery)
Need an idea for a date?
Take in the view from the top of the Empire State
Craving a Reuben in your belly?
Pop on by the Carnegie Deli
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