It's Not A Monster Truck, It's A Modified Truck

 

"Hey Man, cool Monster Truck."

"Uhm, it's not a Monster Truck. It's a modified truck.

"What? It sure as hell looks like a Monster Truck."

"Shows you what you know about Monster Trucks."

"How is that beast not a Monster Truck?"

"Well, for starters, the tires are normal, street legal off-road tires. Monster Trucks have like, 66 inch tires. Plus, it's actually a truck, not some tubular frame with four-link suspension and a rear mounted engine wrapped in a thin fiberglass shell that sorta looks like a truck." 

"Oh. Well, it looks like a Monster Truck, you know, old school Monster Truck."

"Thank you, I intended for the modifications to make it look like one of the original Monster Trucks."

"So it is a Monster Truck...?"

"No, it's not. It's an ordinary truck modified to look like a Monster Truck."

"Right. Can you take it off any sweet jumps?"