Why Do Women Gain Weight After Marriage?

   The question was posed by a young man at a round table discussion concerning health and fitness;

   "Why do women gain so much weight after they are married?"

  A young woman piped up the reply,  "Simple. A single women comes home late from a long day at work, see what's in the refrigerator, and then just goes to bed. A married woman comes home late from a long day at work, sees what's in the bed, and then just goes to the refrigerator."