There once was a comely Miss from Spain
Who lifted her skirt up on the train
Though it was considered rude to stare
The old porter didn't give a single care
And asked if she would do it again
A quite homely girl from the heights
Was disregarded, even in tights
But upon their removal
She was met with joyous approval
For revealing such wonderful sights
There was a plump stripper from Glengarry
Who decided to start counting every calorie
Her fans cried it was unjust
For if she lost half her bust
There would be no point to her lingerie
No comments:
Post a Comment