The Intensity Of Feeling Is Inversly Proportional To The Level Of Regret

Everybody makes mistakes

So far, I've notched 13,127

I just seem to have what it takes

To snatch a little hell from heaven

There must be a pathology

Some student of the mind must have written a paper

Maybe it's in the biology

A genetic penchant for less than stellar behavior

Fortunately life has given me a little break

Allowed me a means to find respite

For every single error I seem to make

There are at least 2 things I get right